Tiger, Tiger Woods Ya'll

That's the ONLY time you'll ever see "Ya'll" associated with me. (When it's preceded by "Tiger, Tiger Woods..")

Ok Golf Fans..

Who's your favorite golfer?? Never mind, I don't want to know, I just want to talk about MY FAVORITE.. Tiger Woods.

I don't care about his personal life, his shattered image, his potty mouth, his bad body language..

How about he is still favored 8-1 to win this week's PGA Championship at Whistling Straits. Go ahead, tell me how bad he played at Firestone.. Betcha $100 I already know.. Are you aware of anyone who played WORSE than Tiger on Sunday?? I am.. He's left handed. STILL the world No. 2.. Last name starts with "M" ends with "ickelson."

Personally, the only thing Tiger Wood's doesn't have going for him is his goatee.. I haven't liked facial hair since D2: The Mighty Ducks.

I'm just going to quote my second favorite golfer, Padraig Harrington, "It would be a very naive and very foolish man who writes Tiger Woods off." High-five, Paddy.

Plus, I just bet a co-worker lunch that Tiger Woods would finish in the Top 10.

And he's even wearing green.. last time I checked, that's my favorite color.