Last night I had a PR on the treadmill, 5K in under 29 mins. GOOOOOOOOOO ME! And I only almost died, instead of actually dying. I may take it easy tonight, maybe.
This morning I sprayed myself in the eye with hairspray. Like STRAIGHT in the eye. It was sad. I cried. Actually, my eye just watered profusely until all the crapola was exiled from my eye. I'm having no problems seeing and will offer lessons, for a small fee.
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Not only did I receive a promotion, I also received compliments, from not one, but two persons.. at the same time. Somebody get my ego it's own zip code. Stat.
MSU plays SEMO tonight at 7pm on ESPNU. If you come over, there will be pizza.
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