HAPPY OPENING CEREMONIES!

Yesterday's workout: Soccer game. Ask me about my fancy pants goal. 3 mi tonight.

It's the official start of the 2012 Summer Games! YAHOOOOOO(ters!) MEGAPOSTTTTTTT! GO!

We're talking Olympics here.. Lou, Busta and I are obsessed.. and you can count on us for Olympic live tweeting (pun intended).  And Tim (I re read this weekly, makes me laugh a lot) is my little monkey that does whatever I say. Dance monkey Timmy dance. Your wife is a saint.

I got the scoop, you've heard it first HERE:

First up: Captain Timothy C Konze of the United States Army

1.  What is your favorite sport to watch?  Why?
Tim:  Too easy. Women's soccer.
Me:  WHY!
Tim:  Alex Morgan-Konze. Heather Mitts, etc. And because they are phenomenal athletes. I love watching soccer and I love the USA.  Too bad the men suck.  They didn't even make the Olympics right? 
Me:  Right. They stink.  But in their/our defense.. the Olympic men's team isn't the World Cup team (which is most people's association).  It's our U-23 national team.. ANYWAY..

2.  What sport has/who wears the best uniform?  Never mind, how would we know... stupid question.  I'm embarrassed.

3.  Which event/sport/competition would you have no business competing in? 
Tim:  Shit hold on. Let me google all the events.
Me:  Ugh
Tim:  Gymnastics. I had to take "military movement" at school as a plebe.  It's similar to gymnastics and I think I got a D. We even had a floor routine.  On a scale of 0-5, I got a zero and refused to retest because it was humiliating.  And homosexual.
Me:  You had to google the events to pick gymnastics?
Tim:  And I'm glad I did! There is a lot of shit in the summer! Assface

4.  If selected, how far do you have to carry that torch?
Tim:  As far as they tell me.
Me:  Amen brethren

5.  Your favorite Brit athlete?
Tim:  Andy Murray
Me:  Who?
Tim:  Tennis
Me:  Andy Roddick?
(Joke)

6.  Your favorite 'Merican athlete?
Tim:  Are you even asking?
Me:  Baby horse?
Tim:  My boo, Alex

7.  What song, other than the National Anthem, would you have playing when you receive your Gold medal?
Tim:  Party in the USA
Me:  Hell yeah!
(Smiley is my girl!)

Demand:  Send me a picture of your game face and/or send me a video of your victory dance.
Tim:  Ok hold on, I'm in a meeting.
Me:  Not paying attention, are you?
Tim:  Not at all.
Me:  Props

He sent this because, "I think I only bite my lip for my game face."

Back to gymnastics class Military Movement dance class...

So, can you do the splits?
Tim:  If I tore my groin.

Ribbon dancing?
Tim:  I would dominate.

What song?
Tim:  The new JLO jam, or anything by Enrique.

And.. SCENE!  Thanks for enduring the wrath of Jdub (Olympic style).. you have more gold medals than Michael Phelps is about to have in my book.

Next up:  Mary Lou Retton Rybicki of Eat, Drink and Be Mary

1.  What is your favorite sport to watch? Why?
Sand volleyball, I feel like that would be a sport I may have a shot to play given the opportunity.
You have my vote.  Mostly because, given the opportunity, I think you'd pick me as your teammate. 

2.  What sport has/who wears the best uniform? Nevermind, how would we know.. stupid question.
Still embarrassed.

3.  Which event/sport/competition would you have no business competing in?
Sumo wrestling
Feather weight?

4.  If selected, how far do you have to carry that torch?
No clue..

5.  Your favorite Brit athlete?
No fav

6.  Your favorite 'Merican athlete?
Kerri Walsh

7.  What song, other than the National Anthem, would you have playing when you receive your Gold medal?
Knock out.. Lil Wayne, cause I knocked the bs out!

Thanks MLRR!!  You win.  You always do.

Bussie's turn!

1.  What is your favorite sport to watch?  Why?
Tough questions, my friend. My favorite sport to watch would have to be Soccer simply because I love the sport. I feel that may be a biased answer so I'll steer away from choosing it. Swimming has always enthralled me as well. Or, beach volleyball! The men are shirtless in both events so I'm sure to tune in.

2.  What sport has/who wears the best uniform? Nevermind, how would we know.. stupid question.
Agreed! Stupid question. I'll answer that in a few days when I have the slightest idea.
Cool, thanks.......

3.  Which event/sport/competition would you have no business competing in?
As athletic as I am, I would have to choose the hurdles. While I have the speed, I just don't have the coordination to clear that 3 ft obstacle. Or...gymnastics! Let's face it, there IS a weight limit to those uniforms.
I've seen several pairs of your tennis shoes, they look very fast.

4.  If selected, how far do you have to carry that torch?
Long enough to cook a marshmallow.
S'mores!

5.  Your favorite Brit athlete?
'Merica! F Yeah.

6.  Your favorite 'Merican athlete?
Again, I'd like to go with the predictable answer of Hope Solo, Abby Wambach or Alex Morgan, but I'll go with Missy Franklin and Ryan Lochte! Both of these American swimmers are coming off amazing years predicted to do big things!!! Nevermind! I can't choose just 1 or 2 I LOVE them ALLLLLL!! Walsh! May! Phelps!!Coughlin!! Felix!! James!!! Ahhhhhh I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!!!
You obviously didn't watch Dancing With The Stars with Hope Solo.

7.  What song, other than the National Anthem, would you have playing when you receive your Gold medal?
The Cupid Shuffle to get the crowd going. Or Jump Jump by Criss Cross.

Demand: Send me a picture of your game face and/or send me a video of your victory dance.


Bussie's Game faces.. obvi.

Thanks Bussie!  You're a peach!  A gold medal winning peach!

Now MY turn.  Because it's all about me.

1.  What is your favorite sport to watch? Why?
Women's soccer.  Hands down.  Obvi.  However, while watching men's gymnastics trials, I was like HOLY MOLY!!  These guys are crazzzyyyy!!!  So, I'm adding men's gymnastics to the list.  And, of course, I'm a huge tramp (oline) fan.

2.  What sport has/who wears the best uniform? Nevermind, how would we know.. stupid question.
Can I just say.. I DO NOT like the new USA soccer unis.. the red/white striped ones.. Found Waldo.

3.  Which event/sport/competition would you have no business competing in?
All water events.

4.  If selected, how far do you have to carry that torch?
However far I want.  I don't really know what the real answer is.

5.  Your favorite Brit athlete?
Becks, of course.. if he doesn't count because he's not actually competing, I'm gonna say Queen Elizabeth.

6.  Your favorite 'Merican athlete?
Alex Morgan, and I just became frenemies with Lauren Cheney... she loves Tim Riggins, too.

7.  What song, other than the National Anthem, would you have playing when you receive your Gold medal?
We are the Champions - Queen medley with Flo Rida's "Whistle"

Send me a picture of your game face and/or send me a video of your victory dance.
I will add it soon enough.. I gotta get back to work.

Thanks party people! Go USA!

Happy Friday! Opening Ceremonies are at 6:30 on NBC.